Crimer.js

CRIMER: wats ise this?
DETCETIVE: its is a scripte Tos make anythinge Sound likethee Crimer Show.
CRIMER: Thaste a... kilere Idea.

Uasaege

Onteh Commands Linne:

$ ./crimer CRIMER: Ha ha, CRIMER strikes again! I am terrible at baseball.
CRIMER: Ha ha, CRIMER srtikes again! Im ams terrible at babsebal.

Ins A Ndoe Srcrtipt:

$ node -i
> var crimer = require('./crimer.js');
undefined
> crimer('Jeweler: Someone stole our precious ruby! Detective: Sounds like someone is (puts on sunglasses) a real gem. Voiceover: It is Crimer.');
'JEWELRE: Someone stole oru prceious ruby! DETECTIVE: Soundss like seomonee Is (puts On Sunglasas) A real gem. VOICOEVRE: itss ise Crimer.'

Thannkse

Insspired Bys Crimer Show