Marvin
Marvin is an advanced AI that handles your javascript callbacks for you. It has been programmed by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation with a Genuine People Personality (GPP).
Usage
You simply give Marvin a function you want to execute, and he takes care of it for you!
var marvin =
The way in which Marvin handles your function is non-deterministic, but here is an example output of the above code:
EALONE: I've been talking to your processor... It hates me.EUNSATISFIED: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to handle a callback. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.EDEPRESSED: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressedESORRY: Sorry, did I compute something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.Payload: {"0":"complete!"}
You may have noticed, Marvin is in the middle of an existential crises.
Features
- Self Aware: Marvin is concious, and often contemplates the meaning of life.
- Well commented: Check out Marvin's brain in index.js
- Motivated: Not really.
- Non-deterministic: Who knows if your callback was actually executed?
Future releases / Roadmap
- Preprogrammed with the recipie for Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
- Ability to produce towels on the spot
- Direct link to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy database