CAPSLOCKSCRIPT
JAVASCRIPT, T H E L O U D P A R T S
BUILDING ON THE PIONEERING WORK OF @SUBSTACK, I'M PROOUD TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A RADICAL EVOLUTION IN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES, CAPSLOCKSCRIPT.
BE NO LONGER BOUND BY THE TYRANY OF LOWER-CASE, LET YOUR CODE SPEAK AT ITS INTENDED VOLUME!
{ CONSOLE}
USING
UNFORTUNATELY, THE JAVASCRIPT UNIVERSE IS CURRENTLY RULED BY AN UNENLIGHTENED CLASS SO YOU USE CAPSLOCKSCRIPT YOU MUST USE A SMALL AMOUNT LOWER-CASE (WITH YOUR HELP, IN TIME, WE MAY BE ABLE TO OVERTHROW THIS BACKWARD REGIME).
ON THE COMMANDLINE
> sudo npm install -g capslockscript
> echo "CONSOLE.LOG('BOW TO MY AWESOME')" > AWESOMENESS.CS
> CAPSLOCKSCRIPT AWESOMENESS.CS
IN YOUR APPLICATION
INCLUDE "capslockscript" IN YOUR package.json "dependencies" (YOU WILL FIND FORGIVENESS FOR THIS LOWER-CASE IN TIME, WITH CONTINUED USE OF CAPSLOCKSCRIPT).
INDEX.JS
YOU MUST INCLUDE THIS SIMPLE BOOTSTRAP FILE TO GET STARTED
moduleexports =
(SEE CAPS-LOCK FOR A REAL EXAMPLE)
INDEX.CS
LET THE AWESOME BEGIN
VAR FS = FS)
CONTRIBUTORS
ASIDE FROM BUILDING ON THE WORK OF @SUBSTACK, CAPSLOCKSCRIPT IS ALSO IN DEBT TO @BIGEASY FOR REMOVING THE LAST TRACES OF ABOMINABLE LOWER-CASE CHARACTERS FROM THE BOOTSTRAP.
@ACUBED ALSO INCREASED THE WIN OF CAPSLOCKSCRIPT WITH HIS CONTRIBUTION.
CAPSLOCKSCRIPT IS (C) COPYRIGHT ROD VAGG 2012 AND MADE AVAILABLE UNDER THE MIT LICENCE